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name for these objects. From time to time I have heard a
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homeless.
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rinition: Dumpster
Dumpsters. I do not know anyone who knows the generic
wino or hobo give some corrupted credit to the original
and call them Dipsy Dumpsters.
I began Dumpster diving about a year before I became 2
I prefer the word scavenging and use the word scrounging 3
when I mean to be obscure. I have heard people, evidently
meaning to be polite, use the word foraging, but I prefer to
reserve that word for gathering nuts and berries and such,
which I do also according to the season and the opportu-
nity. Dumpster diving seems to me to be a little too cute and,
in my case, inaccurate because I lack the athletic ability
to lower myself into the Dumpsters as the true divers do,
much to their increased profit.
I like the frankness of the word scavenging, which I can 4
hardly think of without picturing a big black snail on an
aquarium wall. I live from the refuse of others. I am a scav-
enger. I think it a sound and honorable niche, although
if I could I would naturally prefer to live the comfortable
consumer life, perhaps - and only perhaps - as a slightly
less wasteful consumer, owing to what I have learned as a
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story continues
fremplification:
tings found in
Dumpsters
scavenger.
While Lizbeth and I were still living in the shack on 5
Avenue B as my savings ran out, I put almost all my spo-
radic income into rent. The necessities of daily life I began
to extract from Dumpsters. Yes, we ate from them. Except
for jeans, all my clothes came from Dumpsters. Boom
boxes, candles, bedding, toilet paper, a virgin male love
doll, medicine, books, a typewriter, dishes, furnishings,
and change, sometimes amounting to many dollars - I
acquired many things from Dumpsters.
I have learned much as a scavenger. I mean to put 6
some of what I have learned down here, beginning with
the practical art of Dumpster diving and proceeding to the
abstract.
Thesis statement
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What is safe to eat?
After all, the finding of objects is becoming some- 8
thing of an urban art. Even respectable employed people
will sometimes find something tempting sticking out of a
Dumpster or standing beside one. Quite a number of peo-
ple, not all of them of the bohemian type, are willing to
brag that they found this or that piece of trash. But eating
from Dumpsters is what separates the dilettanti from the
professionals
. Eating safely from the Dumpsters involves
three principles: using the senses and common sense to
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to himself and arouses suspicion. Diving at night is inef.
fective and needlessly messy.)
Every grain of rice seems to be a maggot. Everything 33
seems to stink. He can wipe the egg yolk off the found can,
but he cannot erase from his mind the stigma of eating
garbage.
That stage passes with experience. The scavenger finds 34
a pair of running shoes that fit and look and smell brand-
new. He finds a pocket calculator in perfect working order.
He finds pristine ice cream, still frozen, more than he can
eat or keep. He begins to understand: People throw away
perfectly good stuff, a lot of perfectly good stuff.
At this stage, Dumpster shyness begins to dissipate. 35
The diver, after all, has the last laugh. He is finding all
manner of good things that are his for the taking. Those
who disparage his profession are the fools, not he.
He may begin to hang on to some perfectly good 36
things for which he has neither a use nor a market. Then
he begins to take note of the things that are not perfectly
good but are nearly so. He mates a Walkman with bro-
ken earphones and one that is missing a battery cover. He
picks up things that he can repair.
At this stage he may become lost and never recover. 37
Dumpsters are full of things of some potential value to
someone and also of things that never have much intrinsic
value but are interesting. All the Dumpster divers I have
known come to the point of trying to acquire everything
they touch. Why not take it, they reason, since it is all free?
This is, of course, hopeless. Most divers come to realize
that they must restrict themselves to items of relatively
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immediate utility. But in some cases the diver simply can-
not control himself. I have met several of these pack-rat
types. Their ideas of the values of various pieces of junk
verge on the psychotic. Every bit of glass may be a dia-
mond, they think, and all that glisters,* gold.
I tend to gain weight when I am scavenging. Partly 3
this is because I always find far more pizza and doughnuts
than water-packed tuna, nonfat yogurt, and fresh vegeta
Cause and effect:
why Eighner gains
weight when he
scavenges
bles. Also I have not developed much faith in the reliabil-
ity of Dumpsters as a food source, although it has been
proven to me many times. I tend to eat as if I have no idea
where my next meal is coming from. But mostly I just hate
to see food go to waste and so I eat much more than I
should. Something like this drives the obsession to collect
junk.
* Eds. note - Glitters.
HEATHER ROGERS
The Hidden Life of Garbage
Journalist Heather Rogers (b. 1970) has written articles on the environmental
effects of mass production and consumption for the New York Times Magazine,
the Utne Reader, Architecture, and a variety of other publications. Her 2002 doc
umentary film Gone Tomorrow. The Hidden Life of Garbage has been screened at
festivals around the world and served as the basis for a book of the same title.
Named an Editor's Choice by the New York Times and the Guardian, the book,
published in 2005, traces the history and politics of household garbage in the
United States, drawing connections between modern industrial production,
excerpt from that book, Rogers provides a detailed description of a giant land-
consumer culture, and our contemporary throwaway lifestyle. In the following
fill in central Pennsylvania and asks readers to think about the ramifications of
accumulating so much trash. Her most recent book is Green Gone Wrong: How
ques-
Our Economy Is Undermining the Environmental Revolution (2010).
Background on waste disposal Human beings have always faced the
tion of how to dispose of garbage. The first city dump was established in ancient
Athens, and the government of Rome had begun the collection of municipal trash
by 200 C.E. Even as late as the 1800s, garbage was, at worst, simply thrown out into
the streets of U.S. cities or dumped into rivers and ditches; in more enlightened
communities, it might have been carted to foul-smelling open dumps or burned
in incinerators, creating clouds of dense smoke. Experiments with systematically
covering the garbage in dumps began as early as the 1920s, and the first true
"sanitary landfill" as it was called, was created in Fresno, California, in 1937. Today,
more than 60 percent of the solid waste in the United States ends up in land-
fills
, and the amount of waste seems to keep growing. According to the Energy
Information Administration, the amount of waste produced in the United States
has more than doubled in the past thirty years, and it is estimated that the avera
age American generates an astounding 45 pounds of trash every day.
each household's waste bin into the truck's rear
compaction unit. Hydraulic
creep along neighborhood collection routes. A worker empties the contents of
In the dark chill of early morning, heavy steel garbage trucks chug and 1
When the rig is full, the collector heads to a garbage depot called a "transfer
compressors scoop up and crush the dross, cramming it into the enclosed hull.
station” to unload. From there the rejectamenta is taken to a recycling
thanks to the relative low cost of burial and North America's abundant sup
Land dumping has long been the favored disposal method in the U.S. ?
ply of unused acreage. Although the great majority of our castoffs
Today's garbage graveyards
center
fills
, they are places the public is not meant to see.
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Despite all of this sensitive information, I have had 51
one apartment resident object to my going through
the Dumpster. In that case it turned out the resident was a
university athlete who was taking bets and who was afraid
I would turn up his wager slips.
Occasionally a find tells a story. I once found a small 52
paper bag containing some unused condoms, several
partial tubes of flavored sexual lubricants, a partially used
compact of birth-control pills, and the torn pieces of a
picture of a young man. Clearly she was through with him
and planning to give up sex altogether.
Dumpster things are often sad – abandoned teddy 53
bears, shredded wedding books, despaired-of sales kits.
I find many pets lying in state in Dumpsters. Although I
hope to get off the streets so that Lizbeth can have a long
and comfortable old age, I know this hope is not very real-
istic. So I suppose when her time comes she too will go
into a Dumpster. I will have no better place for her. And
after all, it is fitting, since for most of her life her livelihood
has come from the Dumpster. When she finds something
I think is safe that has been spilled from a Dumpster, I let
her have it. She already knows the route around the best
ones. I like to think that if she survives me she will have a
chance of evading the dog catcher and of finding her sus-
tenance on the route.
Silly vanities also come to rest in the Dumpsters. I am 54
a rather accomplished needleworker. I get a lot of material
from the Dumpsters. Evidently sorority girls, hoping to
impress someone, perhaps themselves, with their mastery
of a womanly art, buy a lot of embroider-by-number kits,
work a few stitches horribly, and eventually discard the
whole mess. I pull out their stitches, turn the canvas over,
and work an original design. Do not think I refrain from
chuckling as I make gifts from these kits.
I find diaries and journals. I have often thought of 55
compiling a book of literary found objects. And perhaps
I will one day. But what I find is hopelessly commonplace
and bad without being, even unconsciously, camp. College
students also discard their papers. I am horrified to discover
the kind of paper that now merits an A in an undergradu-
ate course. I am grateful, however, for the number of good
books and magazines the students throw out.
In the area I know best I have never discovered vermin 56
in the Dumpster, but there are two kinds of kitty surprise.
One is alley cats whom I meet as they leap, claws first,
out of Dumpsters. This is especially thrilling when I have
Lizbeth in tow. The other kind of kitty surprise is a plastic
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garbage bag filled with some ponderous, amorphous mass.
This always proves to be used cat litter.
City bees harvest doughnut glaze and this makes 57
interesting
the Dumpster at the doughnut shop more
My faith in the instinctive wisdom of animals is always
shaken whenever I see Lizbeth attempt to catch a bee in
her mouth, which she does whenever bees are present.
Evidently some birds find Dumpsters profitable, for birdie
surprise is almost as common as kitty surprise of the first
kind. In hunting season all kinds of small game turn up in
Dumpsters, some of it, sadly, not entirely dead. Curiously,
summer and winter, maggots are uncommon.
The worst of the living and near-living hazards of the 58
Dumpsters are the fire ants. The food they claim is not
much of a loss, but they are vicious and aggressive. It is
very easy to brush against some surface of the Dumpster
and pick up half a dozen or more fire ants, usually in
some sensitive area such as the underarm. One advantage
of bringing Lizbeth along as I make Dumpster rounds is
that, for obvious reasons, she is very alert to ground-based
fire ants. When Lizbeth recognizes a fire-ant infestation
around our feet, she does the Dance of the Zillion Fire
Ants. I have learned not to ignore this warning from
Lizbeth, whether I perceive the tiny ants or not, but to
remove ourselves at Lizbeth's first pas de bourée. * All the
more so because the ants are the worst in the summer
months when I wear flip-flops if I have them. (Perhaps
someone will misunderstand this. Lizbeth does the Dance
of the Zillion Fire Ants when she recognizes more fire ants
than she cares to eat, not when she is being bitten. Since I
have learned to react promptly, she does not get bitten at
all. It is the isolated patrol of fire ants that falls in Lizbeth's
range that deserves pity. She finds them quite tasty.)
By far the best way to go through a Dumpster is to 59
lower yourself into it. Most of the good stuff tends to
settle at the bottom because it is usually weightier than the
rubbish. My more athletic companions have often demon-
strated to me that they can extract much good material
from a Dumpster I have already been over.
To those psychologically or physically unprepared to 60
enter a Dumpster, I recommend a stout stick, preferably
with some barb or hook at one end. The hook can be used
to grab plastic garbage bags. When I find canned goods or
other objects loose at the bottom of a Dumpster, I lower
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scavenger
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through a Dumpster
* Eds, note - A ballet step.
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harmful gases. Some waste composed by the landfill can be recycled such as food,
paper and paperboard, rubber, leather and textiles, of plastic. Also, it focuses in the
industries who might find an alternative to conserves natural resources, by producing
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reusable materials or by reusing the usable materials such as steel and wood.
--Newton, John. “The Effects of Landfills on the Environment”, Sciencing, Apr 19,
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© 2018. https://sciencing.com/effects-landfills-environment-8662463.html.
This article shows the Landfills effect on humans that are exposed to the
contamination of underground water, air pollution, soil and land, because of the release of
toxic chemicals. Also, affects the nature, some changes shown in the local species where
fragment
some mammals and birds replaced by species that feed on refuse, for instance rats and
crows and also some plant species replaced another species. why?
XRogers, Heather "The Hidden Life of Garbage”, published in the book of Patterns of
College Writing by Kirszner, Laurie G. & Mandell, Stephen R., 2015.
The Hidden life Garbage is a documentary film in 2002. Then written as a book in
2005 about the garbage in USA. Rogers focused on three main points:
The amount of waste keeps growing, average American generate an
astounding 4.5 pounds of trash every day.
The system and the process of getting rid of the garbage is a short-term
solution, on the long term the underground water will be contaminated.
The state of the-art regulation should be more environmentally responsible,
because most of garbage linear expected to "last between 30-50 years... the
liability private landfill operators are subject to 30 years after a site is
ends,
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