Are you reading a Shakespeare play? He uses soliloquies to get a character's point of view on a current problem in the story. So, think of a dilemma or problem you have right now... it'd be really funny if your dilemma was writing this soliloquy. Second part: where are you? Home, toiling over an empty Word Document? At the library, scanning through page after page of Google answers? Third part: describe the issue. This dilemma - what is it about? What caused this dilemma? How does it make you feel? etc. Fourth part: if we're using writing this soliloquy as an example, what are the two sides of the issue? You can labor over it for endless hours and receive your grade or skip it and fail. Or suffer a risk of plagiarizing an answer and fail as well. Final bit: What are you going to do?
You can really make this witty and funny if you'd like. What's your dilemma?