Science-Astronomers

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Astronomers are very eager to tell you how big the universe is. I have an astronomer friend who's like that. We were at an ihop the other day, and he poured some salt on his hand and told me, "I don't think you realize how big the universe is.

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ScienceAstronomers are very eager to tell you how big the universe is. I have an astronomer friend who's like that. We were at an ihop the other day, and he poured some salt on his hand and told me, "I don't think you realize how big the universe is. If this grain of salt were the earth, then our solar system would be the size of a Wal-Mart, and the universe would be the size of 700 trillion Sam's Clubs." And then of course, I replied, "Can you pass the syrup?"Astronomy is one of those sciences that make you think. The sun, the stars, the planets, the moon. They make you think. When I look up at the night sky and see the stars and moon, I think, "Where the hell did I park my car?" And when I watch the sun set, I think, "That Marlon Brando was a really good actor. 'I could've been a contender.'" And when I look at Saturn's rings with a telescope, I think, "The molecular transmindingeries of the electromagnetic field is hypertentuated by the gaseous formative rhesus mindicle of the hypothermeatic proton accumulative dust formation. And also, I'm going to eat eggs for breakfast tomorrow, with tabasco sauce."People aren't used to nature anymore. When people live in the city all t

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