 Granny dumping

Jun 30th, 2015
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Don't fucking know, don't fucking care - a diagnosis often applied to a surgery's most regular visitors. Most often treated with a low-dosage course of Amoxycillin.

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6PFP-6-packand a fishing pole, as in "this patient doesn't need chemo, he needs 6PFP." - Usually referring to an end-stage patient who should go die somewhere else.404 moment- The point in a doctor's ward round when medical records cannot be located. Comes fromHTTP 404error "Not Found".[3]Acopic/Acopia- Descriptive of a (usually elderly) patient with no acute medical but significant social problems who it is impossible to 'turf' out of the ED and who ends up being admittedAGMI- Ain't Gonna Make ItAgnostication- A substitute forprognostication. Term used to describe the usually vain attempt to answer the question: "How long have I got, doc?"[3]Appy- a person's appendix or a patient with appendicitis[4]ART- Assuming Room Temperature (dying)Ash cash- UK peculiarity of house officers obtaining payment for signing cremation forms[5]ATS- AcuteThespianSyndrome (the patient isfaking illness)Baby Catcher- an obstetrician[4]Bagging- manually helping a patient breathe using anAmbu bagattached to a mask that covers the face[4]Bash cash- UK peculiarity of Registrars obtaining payment for medical reports on patients who have allegedly been assaulted[5]Beached Whale- A patient who is unable to get out of bed.Blamestorming- Apportionment of blame after the wrong leg or kidney is removed or some other particularly egregious foul-up.[3]Blood Suckers/Leeches/Vampires- those who take blood samples, such as laboratory tech

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